New Jersey mod meed


the act of tossing ones salad, or eating their -sshole, while punching the girls v-g-n-. this is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.

another way is to falcon punch the girls v-g-n-. this means that you begin punching her p-ssy while eating her -sshole, yelling out “falcon punch!”

note: if the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your d-ck and shove it in her mouth to shut the b-tch up. this is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
dan- “yo yesterday i was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. i may have accidentally pulled a new jersey mod meed on her.”

sean- “no big deal, i did that once to my b-tch. she loved every second of it except the part where i stuck my c-ck in her mouth.”

dan- “trillz billz.”

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