New Jersey Spray Tan
new jersey spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. to spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a “rim job” either intentional or accidentally.
2. a male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
“i shouldn’t have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. i accidentally gave my boyfriend a new jersey spray tan”
“my girlfriend requested a new jersey spray tan and then wanted a kiss after.”
“that girl just came from the salon. it looks as though she received a new jersey spray tan.”
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