New Kent


a small town that n-body knows the location of, even the residents of neighboring towns.
-in a park not far from kid 1’s house, in a neighboring county-

kid 1: hi do you want to be friends?
kid 2: sure :d where do you live?
kid 1: new kent..
kid 2: oh im sorry… my mom says not to talk to people from that country… she says they eat cats for breakfast 🙁

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