New Low


when someone manages to somehow outdo a virtually unmatchable screw up.
darryl: winston reached a new low today.
gene: really, as if getting caught with the bosses daughter wasn’t bad enough.
darryl: really, obese midget p-rn on the office computer.
gene: wow.

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