new mattress effect
when that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.
origin: in malcolm in the middle (season 7, 146-17), malcolm and dewey find a new mattress. malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
bob: when i got my new mattress i put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.
joe: that’s the new mattress effect, i’ve had it too.
tim: i’ve slept for three days on my new mattress, i can’t tell if it’s draining my soul or helping it.
bob: i’m going through the same thing, it’s the new mattress effect.
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