new muscle


a person who has recently began lifting weights, acquiring minimal to some muscle definition, and feels the need to show off by wearing tight-fitting short sleeve shirts and tank tops – even on cold days.

similar to new money.
“d-mn, it’s gotta be like a 40 degree day out here.”
“no sh-t, and that mother f-cker over there is wearin’ nothin’ but a wife beater. he’s gotta be new muscle.”

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