new orleans open sesame
n./v. the act of having one’s lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or -j-c-l-t- into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, i had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.
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