New Sarcasm
noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.
syn: lieing
me: “i’ll pick you up at eight.”
(8 o’clock rolls around and i’m not there. you call me the next morning)
you: “i though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night.”
me: “dude, new sarcasm.”
you: “i hate you.”
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