New Year Alzheimer’s
an ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. it is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
this disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. however, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
teacher: “you’ve written 2011 on every -ssignment you’ve handed in this month. you do know it’s 2012, right?”
student: “yeah, i just have new year alzheimer’s.”
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