New Years Fart
–noun
1. a fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
bill: did you hear that jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
steve: holy sh-t! for real?
bill: yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
steve: ohhhhhh… a new years fart.
bill: of course… what’d you think i meant? he actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? you’re such a dumb-ss.
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