New Year’s Heaves


to “throw up” multiple times on new year’s eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

this happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the “stroke of 12” during the midnight hour.
if it wasn’t for bobby having the new year’s heaves, we could have seen d-ck clark celebrate his 243rd straight new year’s broadcast.

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