new year’s re-resolution


a new year’s resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
i made a new year’s resolution to not eat chocolate, but i got chocolate for valentine’s day and i ate it, so a couple of days later i made a new year’s re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
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a previous year’s new year’s resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year’s list of resolutions.
guy #1: looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

guy #2: yeah, i’ll have to make that one of my new year’s re-resolutions.

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