New York hot pocket
where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. a guy opens her up and stuffs his b-lls in her (like two fallafel b-lls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said b-lls (like tahini paste). for this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
everyone raise a gl-ss, i’d like to thank our hosts, bartholomew and kitty for putting on the most splendid new york hot pocket we’ve ever seen.
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