New York Jew Job
when your drunk partner is giving you a bl-w j-b, and after j-zzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
“i was thinking about going on the maury show after i got a new york jew job that night”
“after wiping the c-m of her face, sally realized that her purse was stolen. she got new york jew job’ed.”
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