new york metro
the new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
be careful about personal belonings
don’t stare at people
always use a map
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don’t look ba….
crazy woman: omgrolfzlmao!!!!!!! what are u looking at ma face you pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as…
crazy woman: wtf you talking bout mah face????????? you wanna piece of ma faaaacccceee????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: mmuuoommmyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!- get me off this train!!!!!!
crazy woman: aint no mmmuutthhhaaa got time for that!!!!!!!
guy 1: i love the new york metro but wheres my map?
guy 2: and my ipod?!
and the moral of the story is stay in school
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