New Zealand Gorilla
the new zealand gorilla is a relatively unknown s-x practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of new zealand. it origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had s-xual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. he decided to shave the p-b-s like he was used to do it with the sheep’s wool day by day. he eventually ejecualted on the woman’s br–sts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a gorilla. the s-x practice is especially popular in new zealand but has found it’s way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
becky: “hey lisa, whats wrong with your br–sts? they are hairy as f-ck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?”
lisa: “oh no, what a mess. of course i’m not taking steroids, i slept with raphael the other night and he pulled off the new zealand gorilla on me. what an -sshole!”
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