New Zealand Lava Lamp


the act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners p–per for 5 minutes then taking your d-ck and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
dude, i totally gave this one n-gg-r a new zealand lava lamp and i survived.

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