New Zealand Whoopie Cushion
when a woman is having s-x with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman’s stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three p-n-ses, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the new zealand whoopie cushion.
i walk in my house to find my girlfriend having s-x with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, i use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend’s stomache, ejecting all three p-n-ses and getting my girlfriend back. the three men are then so amazed by my execution of the new zealand whoopie cushion that they applaud me and leave.
when a woman is having s-x with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman’s stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three p-n-ses, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the new zealand whoopie cushion.
i walk in my house to find my girlfriend having s-x with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, i use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend’s stomache, ejecting all three p-n-ses and getting my girlfriend back. the new zealand whoopie cushion strikes again.
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