Newbie Suprise
when a man is losing his virginity, and he -j-c-l-t-s at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his p-n-s. this sudden burst of premature–j-c-l-t–n is known as a “newbie suprise”
brad: hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
newbz: i finaly f-cked my girl
brad: well, howd it go?
newbz: newbie suprised on that b-tch, it sucked!
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