Newbury Park
the #1 safest place to live in the united states as of june 9, 2007.
as proclaimed by a us crime rate study.
dude, newbury park is f-cking awesome!
where’s that?
southern california!
what’s there? what happens there?
nothing! but it’s safe!
a city full of rich white republicans. the epitome of the california lifestyle. the parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive bmw’s and range rovers. some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their jaguar, and drive to their mansion in dos vientos ranch.
look their goes victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, d-mn i wish i lived in newbury park.
a small boring town in southern california. it has a high school that is full of smart irritating kids of which at least 50% live in dos vientos ( a sn-bby rich community). not necessarily the most fun place to live but it is safe.
a: why is there a definition of newbury park on urban dictionary
b: its a boring town and people have nothing better to do. especially if they go to nphs…homework procrastination.
a city in which everyone hails girm the worm, the ruler of the world. also, the high school in newbury park usually has stink bombs going off in the cafeteria thanks to someone.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv newbury park is quite the city
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