Newf


a newfoundlander not necesserily someone that lives in newfoundland.
yo newf what up on the mainland
i dont know what that other f-ckin idiot was writing about but a f-ckin newf is not a f-ckin name for a newbie or whatever the f-ck he said, it has absof-ckinlutely nothing to do with f-ckin video games or any bullsh-t like that, a newf is someone from newfoundland, or someone who’s family comes from newfoundland, which is a province in canada.
the fact that someone was born in newfoundland makes them a newf, not the f-ckin fact that they suck at video games.

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