Newfie Poutine
the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as sm-gm- (cheese d-ck), -n-l s-x is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, sh-t). the other partner then begins to perform oral s-x to cleanse the p-n-s of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.
john: “hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?”
kayla:”ya sure, what do you feel like having”
john:”well i can make a mean newfie poutine!”
later that night
john: “how does dem fries taste b-tch”
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