Newfield


a small town near ithaca ny that people think is in the middle of nowhere. very spread out. lots of rednecks. everyone comes together for simple things such as the school play or basket ball games. people may think they can’t wait to get out of there, but if someone comes in that could threaten their community they get very defensive. everybody knows everybody and it doesn’t take long for word to get around. a place with history (covered bridge is there, along with a building where teddy roosevelt gave a speech).
i’m from newfield. i know you don’t know where that is but i have so many memories there. it’s where i grew up.
a b-m–ss town in southern nh which sits in the shadows of exeter, its larger more popular neighbor. many people who live there drive pick-em-up trucks and enjoy nascar and the bush administration.
guy 1: “dude, my parents want to move.”
guy 2: “to where?!”
guy 1: “down the street to newfields…”
guy 2: “bye”

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