Newfoundland Lobster Trap
when a girl is having non-committal unprotected s-x informing the man he can pull out at the instant before -j-c-l-t–n. when the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his p-n-s to be trapped in her ‘lobster’.
matt: man how did you end up having aubrey as a baby mama?
joe: she gave me a newfoundland lobster trap the night i met her at the bar.
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originating from an episode of how i met your mother where they discussed multiple canadian s-x acts, the newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having s-x on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells “here comes the drawn b-tter!”
last night, i ran out of s-x acts to perform so i had to give her a newfoundland lobster trap!
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