newidium


a derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
“new pantene pro-v ultra! with polyhydro-oxides and vitamin g17! restores the shine to your hair!” – “polyhydro-oxides” and “vitamin g17” are two examples of newidiums.

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