Newlands Neck Tie


when squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown neck tie. this originated in newlands, a small suburb in new zealands captial city wellington. the first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a sh-t a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. while trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, newlands necktie.
nick – “hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight.”

adam – “what is she wearing?”

nick – “i was thinking of giving her a newlands neck tie.”

adam – “best option available in my books.”

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