newport cough
the hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking newport’s. sounds sickly and much like one has tb.
newport smoker: cough cough cough cough, throw up…
non newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick…
newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that newport cough
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