News Booking


the act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, i better lock down and do some intense news booking tonight so i don’t fall short on my social site page status.

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