newser


n. an emerging moniker to highlight and call attention to the peer pressure spin labels used by the press, such as berthers, truthers, rightists, tea baggers, freedumbers, right wing kooks, crackpots, whackos, wingers, goof b-lls, nut jobs and clowns. the intent seems to be to -ssociate news with lose as in news=lose.
typical newsers getting their scoop by standing behind the bull. if these bad reports keep coming in, i’m going to news it… that brendan is such a newser, always hanging around the locker rooms trying to eavesdrop on gossip.

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  • Nicole Schulz

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  • Rapish

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