newspaper condom
the plastic bag that your newspaper is delivered in, usually in times of inclement weather.
mary saw it was raining outside and exclaimed, “oh f-ck! my newspaper is going to be ruined.” however when she retrieved her paper, she noticed that the delievery boy had wrapped it in 2 newspaper condoms, keeping the paper dry and readable!
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