newspipe


(n.) – a news platform on the internet that replaces the traditional daily newspaper on newsprint.
“newspapers are so yesterday, and they are destined to go the way of the dodo. the newspipe will replace the newspaper, and life will go on with no loss of life or limb, just a few adjustments here and there. i believe the future lies in newspipes, the lovely variety of them all!”

— overheard at a watercooler in the new york times building on march 27, 2010

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