newswhore
a) a person with a syndicated blog.
b) a person who spends way too much time looking for news online.
c) a person who is so addicted to news that he/she, if left with no other option, would rather sell his/her body in exchange for news than go without it.
while walking down the street, i saw a newswh-r- sitting on the pavement with a sign in front her reading: “will f-ck for news”.
a person who thrives off of live text news and the like. this type of person can be found having cnn or bbc constantly on the tv and refreshing every 5 minutes on the cnn homepage.
x: “dude, there is no news at the moment!”
y: “maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!”
x: “i live off news, i can’t turn it off.”
y: “stupid news wh-r-…”
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