Newt Gringrich
a man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.
wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions newt gringrich as the former speaker of the u.s. house of representatives. i am 100% serious.
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