Newting
when a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.
named after georgian congressman newt gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. also, he was cheating on her.
guy1: dude, my wife is really sick.
guy2: oh, really? wow… what are you going to do?
guy1: i’m thinking about newting her.
guy2: oh.
the act of flirting with someone who owns a newt.
ever since tracy got that thing her and jon have been newting like crazy
nah, they flirt all the time.
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