Newton Beaters
br–sts that would cause sir issac newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. the kind of t-ts that inexplicably seem to defy gravity. usually found on the girlfriends of spotty teenage w-nkers who clearly aren’t getting the job done as well as you could and are wasted on him, the stupid, ugly tw-t.
text message : – there is a spotty little tw-t on the train with his girlfriend. you know the score, perfect little -rs-, wearing f-ck all and sporting a pair of newton beaters. why is he out and about and not at home sh-gging her? queer.
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