Newtons Laws
newtons laws
1.) law of inertia
2.) a=f/m
3.) action/reaction
4.) magic (1/2mw/pd) m=magic w=wand pd=pixie dust
5.) fmk!!
6.) buckets
7.) galactical theorum
8.) nintendo will never get laid by a living human female
9.) human flight is impossible but you can come d-mn close via mad hops
10.) look at them lips
11.) you do not talk about newton’s laws
12.) if its your first nite in physics cl-ss you have to fight
-endorsed by:
brent “flash” morrison
see: morrison’s pimp shack
student a- i dont understand newton’s laws of physics
student b- consult newtons laws
student a- wow…
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