Newton’s Turd Law


the t-rd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their p–p, have the urge to sneeze. it states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
i gotta sneeze.

didn’t you say you had to sh-t, too?

yeah, so what…

dude you can’t sneeze or you’ll totally sh-t your pants.

says whom?

newton’s t-rd law, read a book.

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