newville


a town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. a place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. one might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or partic-p-te in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.
“where are you from?”
“newville, where all my neighbors are cows.”

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