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  used to describe someone who is outwardly picky and meticulous about everything, but seems to be unaware of what’s nasty about themselves at the same time. an example would be a woman who insists that you take your shoes off before you come into her living room….but she hasn’t dusted her furniture since she bought […]

• Taint Bumps

  the snorting of a narcotic (i.e. cocaine or heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and -n-s brad: hey carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak! carbon: yeah, he just called and told me to get some “e” and blow. says he wants to do “taint b-mps” and roll all night with […]

• taintlog

  a p-n-s you show me your taintlog, i’ll show you mine.

• taintotoma

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• take a hot bath

  verb, to m-st-rb-t- (female). c’mon ladies….we all know what it means. nick blew me off last night, so i just stayed at home and ‘took a hot bath’.

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