NGFL
nice guys finish last.
“im a jerk and i still got the girl. too bad ngfl.”
never gonna find love
as seen in mike falzone’s youtube video “you’re never gonna find love”
if you’re one of those people at the bar who screams every time a new song comes on… you’re ngfl
if you follow everything you say with 8 (or more) a’s… you’re ngfl
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