NGS


otherwise known as nice guy syndrome, or just plain nice guy.
matt has never had a girlfriend, he has ngs.
ngs (noun) stands for “not giving a sh-t.” this phenomenon usually occurs among the crew of a workplace when the upper management treats the employees who actually work like sh-t. by making the working employees do all the work and constantly riding their -sses. whilst the lazy f-cks who kiss -ss do nothing all day or hardly any work at all and still get paid and undisturbed while at work. most people of the working cl-ss usually experience phenomenon those who actually work i mean.
characters: anthony, joey, robby, karl and the boss
anthony: “yo joey what’s up?” -he proceeds to do his job sometimes talking to his friend-
joey: not much ant, been playing ps3 and coming here. hey since we’ll have our work done early today want to come over?
anthony: sure thing man.
-these two proceed to do their work as they converse-
robby: -standing around doing very little work as he speaks with his buddy karl about politics and religion in the workplace- so i was thinking. those oranges they’re not going to win the election.
karl: -also doing very little work- nah i think our party will win since they follow the “lord” and all. you know how our religion is always right.
-these two continue to talk about possibly offensive subjects while in the work place hardly doing any work-
-the boss comes by anthony and joey as they work and converse-
the boss: anthony! you’re doing your job wrong!! you have to do it this way!!
anthony: boss, i thought this was the right way since i’ve been doing it this way since you taught me when you hired me..
the boss: i see the problem here.. you’re talking on the job and not concentrating on your work! get your job done then head up to break afterwards get with me you won’t be going home early today.. -the boss walks away after p-ssing off two of his employees and then gets to robby and karl-
the boss: hey guys whats up? i see you guys are doing good you’ll be done in a couple of hours i can see here.
-robby and karl have hardly done any work the boss doesn’t seem to care. as they sat there and spoke doing nothing. these two get away with it because they kiss the -sshole bosses -ss. as the boss is talking with the lazy ones anthony turns to joey and speaks.-
anthony: yo joey, i’m developing a really bad case of ngs.
joey: what’s that?
anthony: not giving a sh-t.
ngs (noun) stands for “not giving a sh-t.” this phenomenon usually occurs among the crew of a workplace when the upper management treats the employees who actually work like sh-t. by making the working employees do all the work and constantly riding their -sses. whilst the lazy f-cks who kiss -ss do nothing all day or hardly any work at all and still get paid and undisturbed while at work. most people of the working cl-ss usually experience phenomenon those who actually work i mean.
characters: anthony, joey, robby, karl and the boss
anthony: “yo joey what’s up?” -he proceeds to do his job sometimes talking to his friend-
joey: not much ant, been playing ps3 and coming here. hey since we’ll have our work done early today want to come over?
anthony: sure thing man.
-these two proceed to do their work as they converse-
robby: -standing around doing very little work as he speaks with his buddy karl about politics and religion in the workplace- so i was thinking. those oranges they’re not going to win the election.
karl: -also doing very little work- nah i think our party will win since they follow the “lord” and all. you know how our religion is always right.
-these two continue to talk about possibly offensive subjects while in the work place hardly doing any work-
-the boss comes by anthony and joey as they work and converse-
the boss: anthony! you’re doing your job wrong!! you have to do it this way!!
anthony: boss, i thought this was the right way since i’ve been doing it this way since you taught me when you hired me..
the boss: i see the problem here.. you’re talking on the job and not concentrating on your work! get your job done then head up to break afterwards get with me you won’t be going home early today.. -the boss walks away after p-ssing off two of his employees and then gets to robby and karl-
the boss: hey guys whats up? i see you guys are doing good you’ll be done in a couple of hours i can see here.
-robby and karl have hardly done any work the boss doesn’t seem to care. as they sat there and spoke doing nothing. these two get away with it because they kiss the -sshole bosses -ss. as the boss is talking with the lazy ones anthony turns to joey and speaks.-
anthony: yo joey, i’m developing a really bad case of ngs.
joey: what’s that?
anthony: not giving a sh-t.
(pr-nounced “engeez”) the short form of the much defined n-gg-ritis- the lethargy and need to sleep felt after a large meal, esp. fried chicken
the chicken has given me a case of the ngs for sure
see nicole gellert syndrome.
see nicole gellert syndrome

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