nguyen

in olden times king nguyen forced people to change their last name to nguyen. if they did not they were killed.
thats why so many viets have their last name as nguyen. some people that don’t have their last name as nguyen might have changed their last name after the reign of the king nguyen ended.
nguyen is a common last name to viets.
a last name invented to p-ss off the telemarketers.
“h-llo, may i speak with mr. or mrs….nag…nuh…umm…forget it.”

“ha. nguyen, 1. telemarketers,0”
brilliant, hot, talented elites of the vietnamese race.
you are definitely a nguyen!
usually at least 5-6 people in any given year for a cl-ss (freshmen, soph-m-re, junior, senior) will have this last name. there is a high percentage that at least half of them will or have partic-p-ted in badminton.
nguyen nguyen nguyen nguyen nguyen.. ok flippin’ to page 2 now.
a common last name for vietnamese people. 80% of vietnamese people have that d-mn last name and they are all related.
find a vietnamese person and ask them for their last name.
“the” super cool asian kid.

usually, many vietnamese people have this as a common last name.

a “nguyen” is usually either really quiet or funny and outgoing.
hey! it’s nguyen! let’s go ask him for his number!
a term that is used to describe roughly 87% of the vietnamese population. can also be used interchangeably with “win”. but when used in verb form, such as nguyen-ing, it means a s-xually explicit act involving bondage or other kinky fetishes on a person with the mentioned last name.
– sup bro, whatcha doing tonight?
– idk man, i’m so tired of banging hairy maggie all the time
– true that, i don’t blame you. have you checked out that fine piece of -ss in your math cl-ss though?
– oh, you mean that viet girl, jennie? yeah i just got her number yesterday
– hahaha, too smooth man. looks like you’re going to be nguyening tonight.

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