Nicaraguan dwarf surprise
a man stands and urinates. in a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. during urination, the man farts right on the dwarf’s head – shocking and surprising the watcher.
i was at panera, eating lunch with my family. i went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. seizing the opportunity, i completed a nicaraguan dwarf surprise by farting on his head. we both laughed.
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