Nicaraguan gooch tickler
verb: th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. after pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of -rg-sm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman’s gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with -ssorted lawn tools and a king size twix. the midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and v-g-n-l secretion. this act does not require the human p-n-s only timing.
bro -“dude wheres your iguana”
dude-“the chick made me do a nicaraguan gooch tickler”
bro- “nice dude but pore iguana”
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