Nicaraguan Landing Strip
s-xual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her -ss out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
friend: dude how did you break you leg.
you: the girlfriend wanted to try something new.
friend: wait, you didn’t try the nicaraguan landing strip did you?
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