a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin
“hey johnny how’d the interview go?” “great! except the interviewer didn’t take a liking to my nice firm handshake.”
a neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect) get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!
- arbeit macht menschen frei
( a modern variation of the arbeit macht frei sign that once stood above the gates to auschwitz): a phrase meaning, in modern–as opposed to n-z- german–not “work makes free” in n-z- german, but rather “work makes people free”, in neo-modern german although i — as a jew of german and polish descent, and above […]
- sandwich call
when two persons call you at the same time using different applications/networks. e.g.: whatsapp, skype, viber, etc. i was sandwich called by my friends so i couldn’t use the lame excuse that i ‘accidentally missed’ their call.
- s*m*n enema
the thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your -ss and you subsequently sh-t when he pulls his d-ck out. brad totally gave me a s-m-n enema last night and i sh-t all over his white couch
a very caring person. can be out going. can get mad easily, but will still know the one person they love. puts everyone before them know matter who it is. can look past the bad things in life. boy; my dad does drugs. i don’t care about that, the only thing i care about is […]