a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin
“hey johnny how’d the interview go?” “great! except the interviewer didn’t take a liking to my nice firm handshake.”
a neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect) get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!
- arbeit macht menschen frei
( a modern variation of the arbeit macht frei sign that once stood above the gates to auschwitz): a phrase meaning, in modern–as opposed to n*z* german–not “work makes free” in n*z* german, but rather “work makes people free”, in neo-modern german although i — as a jew of german and polish descent, and above […]
- sandwich call
when two persons call you at the same time using different applications/networks. e.g.: whatsapp, skype, viber, etc. i was sandwich called by my friends so i couldn’t use the lame excuse that i ‘accidentally missed’ their call.
- s*m*n enema
the thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your *ss and you subsequently sh*t when he pulls his d*ck out. brad totally gave me a s*m*n enema last night and i sh*t all over his white couch