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a annoying mental condition in which a heteros-xual man concocts over simplified ideas why women aren’t flocking to him in droves. typically this male will whine and complain about how women never want to date them because he is “too nice” or that he is average in appearance. he often targets a woman who is already in a relationship; misrepresenting his intentions of wanting to be her friend and having the expectation that he is owed more than friendship because he is such a good listener. he is pr-ne to brooding over this and p-ssive aggressive behavior.

he is too stupid to realize the reason women don’t find him attractive is because he feels sorry for himself, he concludes that women like to be treated like sh-t.
nice guy syndrome is one reason why i don’t try to make friends with heteros-xual men.

men who suffer from ngs vary from the angst filled teenager with no date on friday night to the 49 year old man who has never been married or had a meaningful relationship with a woman.
a disease in which a socially awkward, unattractive, and hygenicly-repulsive male with a terrible personality feels victimized by women when they don’t want to date him. said male comes to believe all women are ‘sl-ts’ who want or deserve to be raped and killed, or, in its milder form, sp-wns the evil known as ‘pick up artists’. it has no known cure.
no, he’s just having a flareup of his nice guy syndrome.
a condition where a guy feels he is ent-tled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. when she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a “nice guy” and she only wants to date jerks. really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.
“hey pam, do you want to date me?”

“sorry bill, you’re a good guy, but i’m not interested like that.”

“you’re such a b-tch! you won’t date me because i’ve been a good person to you.”

“i think you have a case of nice guy syndrome.”
an affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. virgins are particularly susceptible. common symptoms include:

– nice, friendly personality
– lower than average self-confidence
– frequent high-fives with females
– socially awkward
– perpetually single
– has numerous friends that are girls
– often seen wearing plaids
– hugs women using the a-frame technique
dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.
an exasperating social condition. archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. this is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the ‘friend zone’ into ‘boyfriend territory’, he gets a speech to the effect of “i can’t sleep with you, you’re such a good friend, i don’t want to risk our friendship”. typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/f-ck other men who are total douchebags, then b-tch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus f-ck gets to f-ck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
“i have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me ‘that way’. i have nice guy syndrome and i’m not even all that nice.”
a dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. contrary to feminist beliefs(again), ngs is not misogynist nor s-xual ent-tlement. it’s self-victimization.

symptoms include:
– insecurity
– codependency
– being too nice
– never disagreeing
– a need to please others
– blaming the friendzone
– fear of rejection
– unstable self-esteem
– thinking girls should l-st for you acting overly nice…
– …self-pity when reality

causes:
the exact cause of ngs is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a f-ggot with no backbone in a compet-tive dating scene.

diagnosis:
if you think b-tches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you’re obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are… then you may suffer from ngs.

risks:
– virginity
– dying alone
– friendzones
– getting used
– crying yourself to sleep

treatment:
the first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the -ss for your b-lls to drop, which should help develop confidence. thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
jake: man why do girls like megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? i’m so much better just look how much nicer i am. it’s not fair.
david: well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
jake: no way i don’t wanna come off like a douche. i mean what if she doesn’t like that or something.
david: so…. you’re just nice? that’s it?
jake: not -just- nice, i’m also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
david: and this is every time? dude… that sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. ouch.

kate: hey what about that jake guy? he’s totally into you and kinda cute.
megan: lol i had no idea. the guy’s super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. i figured he just wasn’t into me. besides, it feels like he’s sucking up to me sometimes. such a snorefest, not really into that.