nice guys finish in the shower
a spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
tom: so did you get laid last night with susan
jim: nah, she said she didn’t want to ruin our friendship with s-x- she says im such a good friend and listener.
tom: aw man that sucks man you tight. im sorry but you know what they say, nice guys finish last.
jim: sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
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