Nice Tates


a common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. the first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a “great personality”, walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim “niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice tates!”, expressing his joy. the second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state “niiiice tates” as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.
example 1

dude1: “dude check out the hot b-tch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!”

dude2: “shes got some nice tates!!!”

example 2

nadsack: “niiiiiiiiiiice tates!”

chick: “excuse me???”

nadsack” -gets scared girly look his face “oh im sorry! i wasnt talkin bout u! it was just the moment!”

girl: “ur such a loser, get a haircut.”

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