niceturbate
go out of your way to feel like you’re helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your “help” just interrupts what they were doing.
that guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when i was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door i was going through. way to niceturbate in public, slugger.
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